so they fucking walked around to this other platform and shot me. Also the combine soldiers couldnt attack me from this one place. They bust through the glass ceiling and attacked my ass from behind. MEANWHILE, me going to open the door to blow them away. Well they fucking hit the door then they jump on the ceiling. When i was in ravenholem some monsters were coming twoards me and i though Heh, ill just shut the door. The AI in this game is also the best AI you will ever see, the enemies for once arent stupid. This game i fucking fly up a ramp with a dune buggy POP 2 GUYS WITH THE KICK ASS MAGNUM LAND DO A ROLL GET OUT AND SHOOT TWO MORE AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF. Oh sure Max Payne 2 had physics but they were almost useless in that game. The physics in this game have never been used like this before. Flying up ramps and shooting the shit out of helicopters while blowing throw abunch of planks of woods. The vehicles also kick ass, once you get ATLEAST to the fanboat part you will be like THIS GAME FUCKING KICKS ASS. All the firefights, all the puzzles are just all so cool. You know have the HEV Mach 5 suit instead of the mach4 so that means you will kick more ass. He can fucking throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS. Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. Cut zombies in half and smash bodies by shooting an engine at them ITS AWESOME. Planks of wood, explosives barrels, sharpel from the explosive barrel, cinder blocks, desks, saw blades, paint ANYTHING and its so fucking cool. The gravity gun is the greatest thing ever.

The weapons all kick ass, i cant find a single non useful weapon in this game at all. As soon as barney throws you your crowbar, you know. Gameplay: This is the most incredible, funnest gameplay ever created. Man the sound in the game is just plain amazing. dont fix what isnt broke *cough* Deus Ex 2 *cough hunk of shit*. Some of the sounds from the old game where used for the barncle and thats about it. When barney said 'Now about that beer i owed you' THATS A FUCK YEAH MOMENT. The voice acting is fucking incredible, it sounds like they aren't saying pre-scripted bullshit, it sounds like they actually talking to you. THANK GOD, A GUN ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A BLOWING A LARGE CALIBER HOLE THROUGH SOMEONES TWAT. The most noteable to me is the weapon sounds arent fucking pussy. Sound: The sound is also fucking incredible. Everything is just plain incredible looking, not to mention pixel shaders all over to make it look even better. The water refractions OMG *blows load*, they are the best looking i have ever seen. The weapon models fucking rock too, the shotgun looks like im ready to blow someones ass away. They are so high res and incredible looking my god, espically the rocks looked really kick ass. The textures and everything also kick great ass my friend, GREAT TREMOUNDOUS ASS. Its smoother than my ass after taking a belt sander to it. All the animations ON EVERYTHING, models, objects moving from physics, the water EVERYTHING is smooth as hell. I could totally wack and blow my load on the screen thinking its reals. All of them are INCREDIBLE LOOKING, dr kliner, barney, the black dude, and everyones favorite, the hot black chick gordon will shove his HEV ehnaced dick up. Graphics: Man these graphics fucking rock, to me, this is the best looking game i have seen, and if you dont agree with me. THIS GAME FUCKING ROCKS MY TESTICLES IN A KNOT. The sequel to the best game ever made AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT KICKS MY ASS OUT OF MY THROAT AND CHOKES ME WITH IT. Posted on Thursday, November 18 20:50:16 EST by Suislide

Half life 2 sucks